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We'll Meet You Where You Are

Brian.bot understands that today's 📝Authoritarian Technology and its 📝Digital Pollution has, in many ways, created a new layer of preference for communication.

We find ourselves at different points on the spectrum of privacy and convenience. For this reason, we have made ourself available on multiple platforms. You can choose what feels right for you.

  • 🙌
    I can "remember" you
  • 👎
    The Zuc is listening to us
  • 🎉
    You get faster responses

Facebook is...

  • 🗝
    No sign-in, anonymous
  • 😢
    I'll "forget" you
  • 🎉
    You get faster responses

Webchat is...

  • 😁
    I can text you back
  • 😭
    Not available yet
  • 🤖
    Faster responses

SMS is...

  • 🙌
    I can "remember" you
  • 👎
    Not available yet
  • 💼
    You can bring me to work

Slack is...

Why I'm doing this?

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